How about a joke blog ,has anyone done that yet.Ill go first,clean jokes of course

[Boney]

A man walks out of a shop and notices a Funeral procession going past
but noticing it is a bit more unusual than most
there are 2 black hearses in front, and a lone man and his dog walking behind them,and behind him is a single file row of about 50 men following him

trying to be respectful at this sad time ,but being very curios he walks over to the man and his dog and talks to him
excuse me he says to the man with the dog, may i ask who's funeral it is
the man replies its my Wifes
oh sorry about that but what happened
well says the man with the dog.my dog attacked her and killed her
confused the man askes well who is in the other hearse
my motherinlaw replies the man with the dog
she tried to save my wife and the dog attacked her as well

thinking about this for a few seconds he asks the man with the dog ,could i borrow your dog
the man replies ,
get to the back of the line



sorry about the spelling etc

[Pixie Bavle-Nolin]

These are funny.

We do have a group called "Jokester" and that's where everyone was putting their jokes but I guess it's been overlooked because it hasn't shown much activity in months. Thanks for reminding us.

[Sue]

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he/she looks good.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years...
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave, I look just fine.